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February – Dedicated to The Dismantling of Fallacies
This is by no means the first fallacious pile of nonsensical babble that we have vanquished, nor will it be the last. Several occurrences have stewed in the abc research studio as of late. Indeed, research beyond the bodybuilders wildest imaginations have been conducted, and several planned projects shall be unleashed in the up and coming issues. However, as the first research Journal wholly dedicated to the pursuit of increased muscle growth, we acknowledge the importance of more than doubling our research efforts. Therefore, as of February, The Journal of HYPERplasia Research has become a Bi-Monthly publication. A process, which will enhance our issues to the fullest. Moreover, Nick will be permanently writing on our staff, and is researching his dissertations which an unmatched ability and insight. Interestingly enough, we are also researching and experimenting with some outstanding muscular function techniques, which are meant to enhance the sculpting control of the HYPERtrophy athlete. Finally, our resources will be highly dedicated to the completion of the coveted Project X. An initiative, which no other site has ever conceived but our own. It is in our plans to unleash it on the world in 2004, and perhaps in the next few months. Ours is a world, which will not give in nor relinquish its position. We will not back down, are here to stay, and most importantly to explode. We are, in a phrase: Scientifically Hardcore. On Behalf of the hardcore Members of Abc, Administrator of HYPERplasia Research Joe King, Executive of Bioenergetic Research Venom, Vice President of Biomechanical Engineering Adam Knowlden, Chief Editor Tuf, and future permanent Journal Writer and Executive Seksi, we present our February 2004 edition of The Journal of HYPERplasia Research. Sincerely
Jacob Wilson
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