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Old 07-30-2004, 03:00 PM
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I'm not saying Franco Monkeys don't enjoy seeing [*%#*%*#] Monkeys, it's just that there is typically a huge crowd of Bench and Bicep Monkeys clustered around each treadmill where a [*%#*%*#] Monkey is doing her thing, so breeding opportunities are limited. And the Franco Monkey is typically not impressed with the [*%#*%*#] Monkey. [img]/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I bet Jane Goodall knows about this stuff.
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<font color="magenta">LOL! JP You are so money. Lol.

You still have yet to propose a good name for a Franco Monkey female. I believe Nozzle and I qualify with our squat records. C'mon. let's hear it.... [img]/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]</font>
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Old 07-30-2004, 06:22 PM
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Everyone is beautiful in their own sweaty way. [img]/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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I agree with Serendipity.

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Old 07-30-2004, 07:27 PM
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I fail to see the point of it. I always look like I was hit by a truck after I'm done working out, but that's just me. [img]/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-31-2004, 11:56 AM
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I don't have a good name for girls who lift hard and heavy in the gym. We used to ALWAYS see N.A.D.S., Shredder, and Ham Sweep Girl, but they were specific examples. I think there are so few that we used to assign them specific names, whereas the Bench Monkey population is so high that you're lucky to tell a Pike from a Gamma if they don't wear their hats.

Of course, seeing guys in a college gym who actually lift hard and heavy is also pretty rare. I know it isn't funny or anything, but I think of ALL the people who lift heavy and work hard as Franco Monkeys. I guess in some ways the Franco Monkey designation is kinf of gender neutral. And in my case, largely sexless. *ba-dum-ching!*

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