Blonde Jokes

[DukeOfEarl]

hahahah i hadnt heard any of em lol

[CRaVe]

a blonde and a brunette jump of a clif
who hits the floor first?








the brunette. because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions [img]/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


lol lame i know

[Carina8]

these are great!!!

know why blonde jokes are all so shorte?..




...so the men can remember them!

(hope that's safe to say here in the ladies forum! hehe

Carina

[Kilomanjaro]

I heard read lots of blonde jokes from a Leagally Blonde site.But I forgot what the add is.

[BrothaMan325]

what do blonds and a beer bottle have in common?

they are empty from the neck up.


what do blonds and turtles have in common?

once their on their backs they are both screwed.

here is a good one.
father and son are at a rodeo, and the dad wants to buy one of the horses for sale. so they go over to the stable where they are. the little boy sits on the bleechers and watches as dad rubs down the horse. he feels its legs, runs his hand down its back, and checks to make sure everything is health. the son quickly askes, " dad why are you doing that to the horse" father replies " well son, cause i wanna buy this horse and i have to make sure everything is ok". son turns slow with a worried look on his face. dad asks " are you ok" son says" i think we need to get home fast as we can, cause i think the UPS guy wants to buy mom!!!"

[CRaVe]

lmao^^

[Shayz]

gotta love the blonde jokes! I am a blonde myself and aren't offended at all by the jokes (seeing they're usually directed at blonde women) but I've seen a few blondes who've taken a joke way too personally.. rather sad really.