Sweet! I can't imagine the kind of dedication it takes to actually write one of these... I always just sort of assumed robots did it.
I'd give it a look-through if it wasn't for me already being so far behind in reading MY science textbooks!
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DONíT WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
- Groucho Marx