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RGKfit
01-25-2005, 06:48 PM
When the things people want are completely contradictory to each other, what do companies do? What do the marketing gurus do then, besides pull their hair out in little tufts? Obviously, they just shrug their shoulders and offer customers promotions like this:

Chow down on fast food - get a FREE GYM MEMBERSHIP!

Yes, you read that right. According to a recent Associated Press article, the second-largest fast-food chain in the nation, Yum Brands, Inc., is partnering with gym giant Bally Total Fitness to offer a free 4-week membership to anyone who brings in a receipt in any dollar amount from one of the nation's more than 18,000 Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Long John Silver's, or A&W restaurants. Initiated by Bally's, in the wake of New Years and it's most common resolution (losing weight, of course) this promotion makes me wonder what the fast-food marketers know that the gym marketers don't...

By all outward appearances, this move would seem to look very poorly on these restaurants - since the first thing the gym personnel are going to do once a mark's in the door, receipt in hand, is tell him or her to cut out the fast food. After all, they want folks to lose weight and see results from their free trial membership so they'll sign a long-term contract. Naturally, they're going to try to spin a person's propensity for fast food into one of the reasons why they need to join a gym.

But my question is this: Why doesn't the #2 fast food chain in the U.S. care about the millions in sales they're going to lose if this promotion takes off? There can be only one answer: Their focus research must indicate that whether they're going to the gym or not, people will still hit the drive-thru - perhaps even using the fact that they've joined a gym as justification for splurging on pizza, burritos, or French fries.

In other words, somehow the fast-food folks know that their money's in the bank no matter what. They might as well have whatever millions of dollars Bally's is willing to pay them to promote their gyms - plus the money from the sale it took to generate the proof-of-purchase needed to collect the free memberships in the first place. They've got us either way, and they know it.

As ironic as this all is, what's really funny (tragic, actually) is that both gyms and fast food restaurants will likely put you in the same place: The coronary ward or the morgue.
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Qester
01-25-2005, 07:42 PM
Well...couldnt one just buy like a single taco for 49 cents..throw it in the garbage..and get a free months gym pass?

MansonOzz
01-25-2005, 09:01 PM
Forty-nine cents isn't a dollar amount /forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

But you can get two, and the tax will bring it over the top!

All you have to do to offset junk food, is stay extra long on the treadmill. Duh.

NutMeg
01-25-2005, 09:13 PM
maybe if it was Gold's.... otherwise I keep my taco bell receipts as proof! lol

MansonOzz
01-25-2005, 10:33 PM
When do you need to prove that you bought tacos?

Qester
01-25-2005, 10:41 PM
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When do you need to prove that you bought tacos?

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Im wondering the same right now...

XenoWang
01-26-2005, 12:36 AM
Haha, reminds me of Mitch Hedburg...

"Now, I can't possibly think of a situation in which I'd need to provide proof that I purchased a donut..."

NutMeg
01-26-2005, 05:40 AM
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When do you need to prove that you bought tacos?

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Im wondering the same right now...

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of how much I ate /forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif taco bell fears me /forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

cally
01-26-2005, 07:17 AM
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Haha, reminds me of Mitch Hedburg...

"Now, I can't possibly think of a situation in which I'd need to provide proof that I purchased a donut..."

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Mitch Hedberg is jokes. "you need to get your priorities crooked".

MansonOzz
01-26-2005, 07:54 AM
"I bought a donut, they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't think that was necessary; I give you the money, you gimme the donut! End of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

I can't imagine a scenario when I'd need to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend? 'Hey man, don't even act like I didn't buy that donut! I've got the documentation right here...filed under D...for donut.' "

MrsMO and I saw him live last winter with Dave Attell & Lewis Black on the Comedy Central tour - he was beyond hilarious to say the least. We were going to see him last week as well but the weather posed a problem.

Everything the guy says is a stitch!

EarlGrey
01-26-2005, 07:55 AM
This is actually a big issue.

Many fast-food companies are currently seeking "allies" in the health industry, such as organizations or directly with gyms.

We have Subway and the Heart Organization teamed up, although I doubt most subways sandwiches are healthy. They just put a ad in the paper advertising a "ham and bacon with cheese" subway for 50% discount, and they had the "Icelandic Heart Organization" logo as if they recommended that sandwich.

I wonder if McDonalds manages to team up with a organization like that, and advertise all their unhealthy products with their logo.

Talking about giving costumers disinformation :\

KrYptic.x
01-26-2005, 08:03 AM
LOL ... Mitch Hedburg. His delivery is dfferent, which I think helps him.

"I love escalators because they can never break, they just become stairs. They should hang a sign next to one that breaks, "Sorry for the Convenience."

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know someone who would get really mad if they ever heard me say that."


Ok, enough post thread hijacking....

It's like an AA clinic saying your first session is half price with a receipt from the liqour store...

MansonOzz
01-26-2005, 08:20 AM
"They don't have a 13th floor at my hotel, but c'mon, people on the 14th floor? You know what floor you're REALLY on!
'i'm in room 1401.'
'no you're NOT! Just out the window, you will die QUICKER!'
I think if the number 13 is unlucky, so should the letter B be. 'What is your name? Bob? GET THE F*** AWAY!' "

His delivery rules.

I just DL'd and ripped his CDs a couple weeks ago and listened to them to & from a weekend trip. So now I've got tons of Hedbergisms stuck in my head /forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif